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I’m With Stupid – Who’s More Annoying, Clever People Or Stupid People?



There is an old saying which goes: “There’s nothing more annoying than a sober man when you are drunk or a drunk man when you are sober.” On similar lines, clever people hate stupid people and stupid people hate clever people. That is just a simple and incontrovertible fact of life. Read More…


Toki Pona – Fluency In Silence And The Assassination Of Donald Trump


Apart from a few scintillating highlights, 2016 has been the worst fucking year of my entire life. I don’t feel too badly about it though, because broadly speaking 2016 has been a bad year for pretty much everybody.

So many dead celebrities. So many fallen heroes that looking back on this year is like viewing the killing fields at the end of the first day of The Battle of the Somme. Read More…

The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived – How A Wolf-Strangling Adventurer Can Show You The Way To Improve Your Life


No matter how much you think you’ve achieved so far, there are always going to be people who make you realize how little you have done with your life. Take Mozart, for instance. I’m 47 years old, so – to paraphrase Tom Lehrer – by the time Mozart was my age, he had already been dead for twelve years. A very sobering thought. Read More…

Pow! Right In The Kisser – An Important Lesson In Self Defence Brought To You By Glenn Danzig

Glenn Danzig is a rock musician. Here he is talking about his martial arts training: Read More…

Big Deal Or No Big Deal – How God Doesn’t Play Dice With The Universe. He Plays Poker


Clever people are a necessary evil. Necessary if you appreciate things such as Science, Technology and Art, that is. Read More…

I Want To Help Those Less Fortunate Than Myself And Promote World Peace – How A Cambridge Medical Student Has Made Some Feminists Very, Very Angry.


Take a long look at the photograph above. Not a difficult task for most of the gentlemen out there of course, but I want the ladies to have a good look at it too. No ladies, stop looking at the shoes, look at the girl. Read More…

Occam’s Razor Fight – Why Beethoven Has A Lot In Common With Punching Someone Unconscious


Just One Of Many Tattoos I Never Got. Plus, I'm Not A Girl.

Just One Of Many Tattoos I Never Got. Plus, I’m Not A Girl.

I don’t have any tattoos. This isn’t because I find them distasteful or have a fear of needles or anything. It’s just that my tastes are far too fickle to mark any of them permanently on my body. Read More…

The Ins And Outs Of Ennui– How A Drunken IQ Test Can Show You That Being Bored Is Useful

At Least This Lady Won't Get Bored While She Has Access To A Sharpie And A Wet Cloth

At Least This Lady Won’t Get Bored While She Has Access To A Sharpie And A Wet Cloth


Boredom. It comes to us all from time to time. Read More…