The Pulse of The Nation – How Chancellor George Osborne Is Just What The British Economy Needs

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George Osborne. He’s amazing, isn’t he?  He’s really got his finger on the pulse of the British Economy. No really, I mean it. Read More…

Whacketty Whack (Don’t Talk Back) – Is It A Good Idea For Parents To Smack Their Children?

Corporal punishment teaches kids a lesson, there’s no doubt about that. Read More…

Ah Yes, I Remember It Well – Why Quantum Theory Might Mean That You’re Not Getting Old As Quickly As You Think

Have you ever been reminiscing with an old friend about some joint escapade from your youth and then started to violently disagree with them about what actually happened? Read More…

Pow! Right In The Kisser – An Important Lesson In Self Defence Brought To You By Glenn Danzig

Glenn Danzig is a rock musician. Here he is talking about his martial arts training: Read More…

This Bicycle Is Not Constructed To Carry Passengers – Why I Am Extremely Grateful That Policemen Were Very Understanding Back In The 1980s

Despite the fact that nature has given me a somewhat thuggish physiognomy , I have never been arrested. Read More…

A Rose By Any Other Name – Why Bruce Wills Was Wrong And I Wish I’d Been Named After A Dog

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In the film “Pulp Fiction”, Bruce Willis’ character is asked by a lady taxi driver what his name means, Read More…

The Carrot Connection – How Weird Fish Can Show You Whether You’re Middle Aged Or Not

Years ago, Jasper Carrot used to do a joke which went something like this: Read More…